we all know that movie musicals are hit-or-miss. we have been treated to some pretty decent ones of late. dreamgirls, for one, is a standout in my mind as last year's xmas day opener. bonafide screen talent (jamie foxx, danny glover) coupled with REAL singers (jennifer hudson, anika noni rose and like maybe beyonce) made for a pretty decent screen adaptation of the broadway smash which starred jennifer holliday, back in the day.
a few years ago we had the rob marshall vehicle chicago, which was not my favorite. here we had bonafide screen stars that demonstrated their ability to sing. catherine zeta-jones had done play & musical work before hollywood, but renee zellwegger was really only decent. queen latifah was the beyonce of chicago...at that time her film work was really relegated to bit parts and she was probably more known for her recording artist work.
but as we talk about the success stories, lest we forget the floppity-flop-flops. the producers, starring nathan lane and matthew broderick, trying to re-create their roles and their chemistry from the tony-award cleaning up broadway show, were an utter mess on screen. uma thurman didn't make matters any better in her turn as the swedish receptionist/dancer.
and while we're talking about shows slamming into the pavement on their way to dvd purgatory, let's reminisce about rent, the travesty that sat in development hell for years while the larson estate battled back and forth on movie rights. director chris columbus probably thought he did a pretty good job, but seeing adam pascal's hairdo alone was enough to send me running the other way. (tidbit: someone told me that in the commentaries on the DVD, someone brings up the fact that the "what you own" scene imitates the britney video for "i'm not a girl (not yet a woman)", and apparently chris columbus is heard saying "what?" ... oh to have been a PA on that set to save the director from this terrible comparison...so here we come to the latest on screen adaptation, sweeney todd -- sondheim's gruesome masterpiece, most recently embodied in a john-doyle-actors-are-musicians production starring michael cerveris and patti lupone. but here we ain't got voices like mikey and patti. no, no. we have actors who like, maybe, kinda could get away with singing in their cars with the windows down. but these kids did not go to camp. that's for darn sure.
the score is mostly in tact, due to delicious orchestral direction by paul gemingani, and no doubt, supervision by stephen himself. but, little bits and pieces were missing, and glaringly so to the trained showtune ear. i for one was wholly disappointed by the lack of chorus participation in the overture. they were running credits and street scenes so why not the prologue "attend the tale of sweeney todd" to open the movie?
i won't rag on it, but johnny depp is not a singer. i would even say calling him an actor who sings is a stretch. helena bonham carter absolutely does not sing well, but mrs. lovett's songs are far more talky-talky, so you don't notice as much. who you DO notice are the young actors playing johanna and anthony. "green finch and linnet bird", johanna's delightful soprano ditty was pure pain. "johanna", anthony's haunting melody that reappears throughout the show was also in the disaster category.
the blood and gore just ... was. knowing it was a tim burton film, i surely expected it to be pretty nasty, but there was just something about it that didn't feel like the sweeney todd vibe.
overall, considering it's almost an opera, or at least an operetta, the lack of decent singers is really what stole this show from my good graces. are johnny depp and helena bonham carter really enough of a box office draw to make it worth the risk? can tim burton possibly work with ANYONE else in this town?
did these two even get seen for the movie?
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sweeney todd
directed by tim burton
music & lyrics by stephen sondheim
starring johnny depp, helena bonham carter,
sacha baron cohen, alan rickman
Labels: helena bonham carter, johnny depp, sacha baron cohen, stephen sondheim, sweeney todd, tim burton